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Looks at 2012: Big Brother Returns

It was inevitable, eventually Big Brother was going to return to Australian screens. About 4 years after it’s slow trainwreck demise on Network Ten, the series has been confirmed to be resurrected on the Nine Network in the new year.

I don’t know how to feel about this, which probably owes to the fact that Nine have released very little information about it so there’s not much to go on, but by my standards they’re not exactly off to a great start. First there were rumours of Nine bringing it back as Big Brother: Secrets a gimmick used in other countries localisation’s where each housemate has a secret and everyone else has to guess it and basically it’s a really stupid idea that I really don’t think I could stand watching – but in their small releases of information recently (on their website, and this promo for 2012) there’s no more mention of the “Secrets” tagline (which, of course, isn’t to say it won’t still be there as one of their “twists”).

What the promo also reveals is the logo, which is probably the biggest letdown for me:

I feel like it could have been revamped a little better for this new series, rather than see it basically return to the old logo. I know it’s been changed slightly, but they somehow actually managed to make the logo uglier than it already was.

The only useful bit of solid information released so far is that the new host will be Sonia Kruger. I honestly only know her as Daryl Somers sidekick from way back when I still watched Dancing with the Stars - but there’s a chance she’ll do a good job, and after all these years I’ve managed to come to terms with the fact that Gretel will never come back.

Finally, the compound. I know it shouldn’t matter where the house is actually located, but reports (and I’m not saying they’re accurate) that Nine may be looking to have their compound in Sydney to “separate it from Ten” make me more than a little sad. There was something I loved about it all being on the Gold Coast: a place that, although pretty far away from me, was still inside my home state, and in a city I occasionally visit. There is absolutely nothing actually confirming a compound for the series, but I think that if separating the series from the one that Network Ten ran was really a priority for them the logo (instantly recognisable from a fair chunk of Ten’s run) would have been the first thing to go, not the compound. The house was never that iconic and with a little bit of work most ignorant viewers won’e even realise the Dreamworld Stage is the same stage they used to use. Still, it will not surprise me one bit if they do move it to Sydney – anything at all being shot outside of Sydney or Melbourne these days is a long shot to find.

But don’t let all my negativity mislead you. There is a chance that Nine will pull this off, maybe someone high up there knows what they’re doing and will make this a great series of Big Brother. There’s just not enough confirmed information out there yet, even though every other website I find making out like they know every detail exactly despite none of them being confirmed by Nine or Endemol, or even a hint of  a reliable source.

As always, we’ll never know until it actually hits the screens, even if they did do everything else perfectly, the actual content of the show (or something like the editing) could end up being awful and unwatchable. But by the same token, even if they move it to Sydney and do really stupid things I would never dream of doing, it might just work accidentally and be the greatest show on Channel Nine (although, to be fair, that wouldn’t be too hard)

The 2011 TV Week Logies

Yes after a gigantic hiatus I’m back to rip TV a new one, and what a better comeback than the Logies? Oh, well I guess there is about a thousand better things I could have done, but I’m doing the Logies so deal with it.

This year is the first time I’ve ever sat down and watched the Logie Awards in full, start to finish. And I will assure you it was no easy task, as you can see from my notes about three quarters of the way through the program:
I had pretty much given up the will to live by the time they finally finished the damn thing.

If there was one thing that didn’t end up horrible about the whole experience it was the graphics, the diamonds and (excuse my language) shiny-ness were all pulled off beautifully. So now that the niceties are out of the way, let’s get down to business:

The Red Carpet

Now the first hour of the program was the Red Carpet part, which was separated from the main section of the Logies. They had a few hosts including Shelley Craft from Australia’s Funniest Home Videos and James Matheson from Australian Idol and some other chick who I can’t even remember.

The interviews were so awkward, especially James Matheson’s. Seriously, he was absolutely dreadful, he just kept trying to make some sort of joke about whatever celebrity he was interviewing but it was always some round about stupid joke that he had to explain, and he came across like he was sucking up to everyone like “Oh wow, Australia loves you, why do you think that is? Everyone in Australia loves you” No, James, that is stupid sucking up, that is not a useful interview question.

In terms of the actual show, it was very very choppy editing, in my opinion. I know they wouldn’t have had much time to put it all together on the night, so it may have been hard to get any sort of logical order, especially on a red carpet show where it’s a little bit unpredictable. But honestly, even just putting a transition graphic in between ‘bits’ would have helped a hell of a lot. I can’t quite put my finger on exactly what it was, but something made the end of most of the interviews seem cut off a bit too soon.

I know this is getting a little picky, but it actually had a whole section of the show have the audio out of sync. It was probably only like a second off, but that’s annoying enough.

The Actual Logies Part of the Logies.

It all started off with a performance by Katy Perry, which was good. I’m kind of happy they put a bit of effort into getting acts that people actually want to see, like Katy Perry and Maroon 5 (Jessie J is a bit iffy, I only vaguely knew who she was). The performance by Katy Perry was good, but it just didn’t seem big or loud enough. Certainly still impressive, though.

The set was disgusting. And as if to rub it in my face a bit, not to long after I thought “Wow, this set is disgusting” a presenter said “Wow, isn’t the set beautiful?
No, it’s the opposite. Seriously, what they need is some giant logie replica’s up there, the oscars do it! Sure it’s tacky, but it sure beats those poles in random annoying positions that are inexplicably wider in the middle. Halfway through I thought that maybe it was  a feature of the venue that they couldn’t help, but if your venue has gross poles and you can’t help it you should just get a better venue.

My main problem with the Logies is that they can’t decide who they’re for: The TV viewer, or the TV professional. They’re trying to be both and it’s just not working, it was almost as if it really was an important industry event, and was only being put on television because someone wanted to make some money off it. If you’re going to put it out on TV you have to make it at least a little bit theatrical. The last time I came close to watching all of the logies was a few years ago when they were being hosted by  Gretel Killeen, and as lame as it was, and as much as I probably would have ripped it up if invalidchannel was around back then, it was better than Shane Bourne and his humor that too often felt like it was an in-joke that I’m not even supposed to get. The thing is that at the end of the day (And I do mean ‘end of the day’, the show didn’t end until bloody midnight) they want to steal some ratings so they need to make it something that real TV viewers actually want – which, surprise surprise, is not 10 hours of Australian celebrities and their in-jokes.

How would I fix this mess? Honestly, I would like to see the whole thing shortened, and I want more cutscenes, I want to see different shows coming together and crossing over with hilarious consequences, I want less awkward impromptu interviews – even the most set up of ‘conversations’ ended up dry and weird, but most of all I want to see those Road to Gold video packages back – Shane Borne going out and interviewing the gold nominees in the audience at random parts of the evening seemed wrong and really didn’t do them justice, like the rest of the interviews they were just awkward to watch.

In Conclusion

Karl Stephanovic? Really? Out of all the amazing personalities they chose that guy? Yeah, fuck this, the logies were shit.

CONAN

Being the awful blogger that I am, I probably completely failed to mention the big late night thing that happened earlier this year (And I’m too lazy to go and check if I did or not). Long story short though: Conan O’Brien lost The Tonight Show, and was banned from hosting a tv show for about 7 months.

I have a bit of a love-hate relationship with late night talk shows, they’re okay, but I only ever go out of my way to watch them when I know there is an interview with someone I really like. I had planned a bit of a post about Late Night TV ages ago and had watched a few of them for a week, the point is, I really cannot stand Letterman, and Jay Leno is nearly as bad, I just don’t find them funny. I can put up with Jimmy Kimmel, and to my suprise, I actually ended up sort of liking Conan and Jimmy Fallon.

The point is not long after that, NBC dropped Conan, and me being my usual lazy self never wrote that post I had planned.

Now the point of all this is that Conan is coming back, and from the very start he’ll be picked up in Australia, on freeview. I really didn’t expect Conan’s new show to get picked up here at all, because, well, it’ll probably be shit. But it’s going to actually be on freeview, on GEM.

gem is here, btw

Yes, Gem is here. I was meaning to post about this before I went on holidays but I forgot, and oh the drama, Channel 9 replaced 9HD to make room for this channel and now everyone with a high def tv is having a cry. Oh all my shows will look gross now!

firstlook: hot in cleveland

Hot in Cleveland, yes, okay. So, pretty much, I wanted to watch this show when i first heard about it, on account of Betty White is in it, sort of planned on… totally obtaining it legally and all. But it was easier than I first expected because Channel 9 got it, a lot faster than I ever would have thought, like usually Australian Networks don’t pick up US shows so quickly – not as far as I’m aware of anyway.

It was good, I had a fair few laughs, the acting seemed a bit… crap, but I wasn’t too bothered, because it’s not like it was trying to be really serious. I love that they’ve got that chick out of Just Shoot Me in it too, just sayin. I still love Betty White, but her character was so… lame, it looked like she was playing a stereotypical nana in a sketch show.

I’m hoping the quality goes up further into the series, not that I really care, I’ll probably watch it either way, there doesn’t seem to be much else on as of late.